normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
