It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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