i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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