if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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