i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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