Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
