just survived the first fart of the relationship.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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