sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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