He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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