what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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