Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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