: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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