I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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