Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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