Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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