I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Do I have a choice?
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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