I'm gonna have a badass scar
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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