Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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