I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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