recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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