Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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