im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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