Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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