Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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