I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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