Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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