He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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