Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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