yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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