She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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