I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
