just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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