Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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