This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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