I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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