Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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