Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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