we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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