I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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