You're so nebulous sometimes
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
