she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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