On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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