So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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