i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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