I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
