he shaved USA in his pubs
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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