I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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