brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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