he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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