just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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