then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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