If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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