it hurts more in the daytime
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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