okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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